tip of the day don’t vacuum with ear phones in because i just finished vacuuming the whole house only to realise it wasn’t even on
The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place
Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.
162.1 million users on tumblr and i still can’t even get 20 notes on a text post
i dont care WHAT you say or if im a grown man i will not give up my swing for your 3 year old son he can fucking wait his turn
- Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
- Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.
aggressive reminder that cristiano ronaldo will always and forever be better than all your faves.